thefandomfile:

liebemarco:

Like marco must have been working out because his muscles look stronger and my heart is weaker

It’s like I wrote this myself

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

adele-or-a-dell:

timeladyfrombakerstreet:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

But think about it, it works for ‘happy’ too.

You will be happy

You are happy

You were happy

You will be wumbo

You are wumbo

You were wumbo

The study of wumbology

IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*